wh0re-mouth:

noitsfabrayberry:

person: he’s so hot

lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive

person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men

lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good

THANK YOU

(Source: stoyaskitten)

canadian-asian:

The Red Fox Shiba Inu

Anonymous asked:
When giving your boyfriend a BJ, what do you do when he cums? A) Finish him with a hand job B) Spit C) Swallow D) On your face / tits E) Any of the above

All of the above.

Anonymous asked:
Is that you in your profile photo?

Yes

queveuxtu:

diekingdomcome:

wordsillneversay:

Rocket power got it goin on

They should at least make one

Mandark thooo

(Source: followandreblog)

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.