It sucks being the ugly friend.
if im in love w/ you, you’re not allowed to call anyone else cute but me, otherwise i will rip out your heart and feed it to your mom in a specially prepared lasagna
WHAT THE FUCK
she had period and the blood attracted the damned shark OMG THAT’S BEST AD EVER
That escalated quickly.
At first I was like: Oh. Okay, look… sexy ladies.
*scrolls*
But then I was like: Oh. Oh my.
(Source: handsinacabitches)